Komm BACK to Germany

Tens of millions of Germans are living outside of Germany. We need those countries to immediately return them to us!

Leonardo AI prompt: German in Bangkok

Please be aware: All opinions expressed here are purely and only the opinions of my next door neighbor and have no connection whatsoever to my personal distorted world view. In case you feel personally offended, I firmly insist that I don’t mean you, the reader, you’re ok. But, do read with caution!

Let‘s run with an assumption. With the assumption that Germany is in crisis.

Let’s just run with it, because so often, the others are right and we are wrong.

Currently, the most hyped topics are; energy, environment, immigration, scarcity of human resources, boomers, money, alternative facts, Politics about politics and politicians, and more.

Although immigration usually helps the economy, it can only partially solve the problem of a shrinking population in Germany. Also, it will take some time for the next gen of immigrants to become the highly competitive young economic engine they always end up being.

Fortunately, there is an enormous, yet untapped potential to solve this demographic crisis - German nationals living abroad. They are immediately ready for highly skilled work, from day one on.

For instance, over one million Germans are not being returned to Germany, by it‘s neighbor Switzerland. They are highly skilled, and their education in Germany was paid by German Taxpayers! This is an outrage and should be reversed, immediately!

I am not proposing the Swiss Government should force them to come back, but the Swiss could have a popular vote and then see what else happens.

Full disclosure: I am Swiss, and even I have decided to live in Germany, to help!

Not only neighboring countries such as Mallorca, but also places outside the EU, such as the UK and the USA are massively harboring our people!

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Some far away countries prefer to keep them in separate settlements, for better control.

In Venezuela, for instance, they keep them on a mountain, so that the locals can spend a nice afternoon out of town and marvel at this peculiar little colony, while enjoying some good bratwurst.

Colonia Tovar, outside of Caracas, Venezuela

And now comes the cash to solve the money crisis.

No, I‘m not talking about tax havens.

I‘m talking about the lazy early quitters, the serial sabbatical takers. Those „I‘ll have the cookie, eat the cake and keep my money“ Germans. The ones who spent half a work life profiting from the great German business environment and then made an early exit to a country with cheap servants to cater to their every whim.

How about they give back to society? Their pockets are full, and they’re big spenders. On top, they’re receiving early retirement money, on a monthly basis, with best wishes from the German Government. The embassies should require them to proof every month that they haven’t been lazy, before receiving their checks!

Thank you for reading. If you feel you’ve had enough of my Stockholm-Syndrome, for now, don’t worry, I will be agonizing again, soon. If you’re not sure, what this was about, listen to the following short audio.